We all know those quirks that come with having a tumblr.

 

Well here is your unofficial rulebook for having a successful blog.

 

Be sure to follow these guidelines or you could land yourself with some nasty anonymous hate.

 

Submit and share your favourite Tumblr Traits!

 

 

Please note that none of these posts should be taken seriously. This is a blog full of sarcasm and is meant to be taken as a joke.


7. If you fancy a celeb, you are automatically meant to hate their other half. 

(Source: tumblrtraits)



6. Spoilers. Everyone posts them, then everyone complains. 

(Source: tumblrtraits)



5. If a big event happens, no matter what it is, you should only blog about that. Everyone else will be. 

(Source: tumblrtraits)



4. Be a bitch to your followers = more followers. 

(Source: tumblrtraits)



3. Who cares if it’s a personal blog? If you don’t post what your followers want to see, you’ll lose them. Personal feelings have no place on tumblr. 

(Source: tumblrtraits)



2. If you do post an opinion, it much match everybody else’s. It doesn’t matter if everyone else’s opinions are different, if it doesn’t match theirs, it’s not allowed. 

(Source: tumblrtraits)



1. You’re not allowed an opinion. 

(Source: tumblrtraits)